Reasons You Married a Woman Called Rose
by Leonie Rowland
Please match the following numbers with the correct letter*
a. The love story
b. The proverb
c. The theories
d. The joke
e. The myth
f. The whole
1. Because when you were born, there were tides in the kitchen: boiling water gushing over abandoned pots, falling onto your mother where she lay on the floor, still trying to reach up and stir the pasta, worried it would come to pieces if she didn’t, that your life would start by falling apart. You moved from warm fluid to starchy water and then to hands careful with soap, scenting your skin, a velvet perfume. Your mother says the bubbles were pink, that you were laughing. You still adore the smell of roses.
2. Because you were burned as a baby / because you are lying / because the stars are eating themselves / because you are high on transgression / because you have a hysterical brain / because you hate your father / because you hate your mother / because no man wants you / because your body is craving / because you are split where it matters.
3. Because your breasts were always inadequate, and you deserved a second chance.
4. Because on your first date she made you pasta, and when the water splashed your skin, she kissed it away, took off your dress and folded it, made you realise you were whole before her, with her—all of this for hours, and nothing fell apart.
5. Because you found her at the mouth of a volcano, and the volcano sparked, and the mouth said: there are promises we must keep.
6. Because in this barren wilderness, there are still flowers.
*Answers are subject to change.